Heard on Conan

The latest Hollywood rumor is that Britney Spears has been writing poetry about her marriage. The rumor got started when Britney was overheard asking someone, "What rhymes with deadbeat?"

--Conan O'Brien

That was from a recent "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" monologue. Funny! I wish I wrote that
joke! Classic!












Honey, is "Kev-beat" a word?